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PostSubject: Chuck noris jokes   Chuck noris jokes I_icon_minitimeSun Dec 18, 2011 2:41 am

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing that is proteced from Chuck Norris.

2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

5.If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

6. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take Sh*t from anybody

7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

8. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

9. Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck noris jokes   Chuck noris jokes I_icon_minitimeSun Dec 18, 2011 4:47 am

LOL and love the avatar Crazy
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck noris jokes   Chuck noris jokes I_icon_minitimeSun Dec 18, 2011 1:54 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck noris jokes   Chuck noris jokes I_icon_minitimeMon Dec 19, 2011 7:34 pm

Love #6 and #8 lol
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck noris jokes   Chuck noris jokes I_icon_minitimeMon Dec 19, 2011 10:02 pm

For the years that ive known magic he has loved chuck noris!! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck noris jokes   Chuck noris jokes I_icon_minitimeWed Dec 21, 2011 10:51 pm

i like 6 the best lol
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck noris jokes   Chuck noris jokes I_icon_minitimeWed Dec 21, 2011 11:17 pm

Rabies wrote:
i like 6 the best lol

same!!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck noris jokes   Chuck noris jokes I_icon_minitimeThu Dec 22, 2011 12:07 am

i know i think everybody does
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck noris jokes   Chuck noris jokes I_icon_minitimeThu Dec 22, 2011 1:39 am

except no one is choosing it except me and you!Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck noris jokes   Chuck noris jokes I_icon_minitimeThu Dec 22, 2011 10:16 pm

xUnTaMeDGoALieX wrote:
except no one is choosing it except me and you!Razz
WTF mate i choose it GTFO LOL?
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