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PostSubject: More Chuck noris jokes   Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:17 pm

1. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them

2.If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

3.When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

4.When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

5.Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

6.There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

7.When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris

8.Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.

9.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

10.There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

11.Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

12.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open

13.Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn

14.Chuck Norris' beard is barbed wire soaked in ox blood and held together by the souls of mortals.

15.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.


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PostSubject: Re: More Chuck noris jokes   Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:03 am

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PostSubject: Re: More Chuck noris jokes   Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:26 am

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PostSubject: Re: More Chuck noris jokes   Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:00 pm

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight on not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark,
But because the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
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PostSubject: Re: More Chuck noris jokes   Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:31 am

lol wow is a part of 15 i like 7
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