1. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them
2.If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
3.When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
4.When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
5.Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
6.There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
7.When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
8.Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
9.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
10.There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
11.Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
12.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
13.Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn
14.Chuck Norris' beard is barbed wire soaked in ox blood and held together by the souls of mortals.
15.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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